submitted by Sang on 03.14.2006 in Jokes
Three american businessmen were on a trip to Saudi Arabia when they stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls. They went in and were getting really “friendly” with the harem-girls when the Sheik returned and caught them in the act.
He had them tied up and told them that they would each die in a manner befitting their professions.
“What is your profession?” He asked the first guy.
“I’m a policeman”, he replied.
“His penis…Shoot it off!” the Sheik shreiked.
“You…What is your profession?” He then asked the second american.
“I’m a fireman.”, he replied.
“His penis…Burn it off!” he bellowed.
The third guy simply stood there smiling.
“Why are you smiling?…Never mind. What is your profession?”, the Sheik asked.
He gingerly replied, “I’m a lollipop salesman”
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