Not Where I Come From | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 03.12.2006 in Jokes

While standing in his field one day a farmer was approached by a little boy who asked, “Hey Mr farmer, I would like to get a bucket of milk from your Bull if you don’t mind.”

The farmer said, “Wait a minute son, you get milk from a cow not bulls.”

“Not where I come from,” said the boy. He goes away and comes back later with a bucket of milk.

The boy returns later saying, “Hey Mr farmer, I see you have a Honeysuckle patch at the end of your road, I’d like to get a bucket of honey if you don’t mind.”

The farmer says, “Wait a minute son, honey comes from bees not honeysuckles.”

“Not where I come from”, says the little boy. He goes away and returns later with the bucket of honey saying, “Thanks Mr farmer”.

The farmer has a shocked look on his face as the little boy walks away. Shortly thereafter the little boy returns saying, “Hey Mr Farmer, I notice you have a nice big Pussy Willow down by your creek”.

The farmer says, “Wait a minute son, I’ll get my coat and be right with you”