Sangent

submitted by Sang on 03.6.2006 in Jokes

• free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel - 1/2 sneaky neighbor dog
• german shephard. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks german. free.
• cute kitten for sale, 2 cents or best offer
• cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.
• 83 toyota hunchback — $2000
• soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents
• for sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
• bill’s septic cleaning “we haul american made products”
• american flag - 60 stars - pole included $100
• tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and flexible hours. starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
• exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box springs-$175.
• our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% italian leather.
• alzheimer’s center prepares for an affair to remember
• open house - body shapers toning salon - free coffee & donuts
• kellogg’s pot tarts - $1.99 box
• fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb.
• for sale by owner - complete set of encyclopedia britannica. 45 volumes. excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. no longer needed. got married last weekend. wife knows everything.
• ground beast: 99 cents lb.
• free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
• found: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be a reward.

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