submitted by Sang on 03.5.2006 in Jokes
In a laundromat:
Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the
light goes out.
In a london department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs
In an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it
back or further steps will be taken.
In another office:
After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside
down on the draining board.
On a church door:
This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is
kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)
Outside a second hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring
your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Quicksand Warning:
Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order
of the District Council.
Notice in a dry cleaner’s window:
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be
disposed of.
In a health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care
on the first floor.
Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull
charges.
Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell
doesn’t work)
Spotted in a toilet in a london office block:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
See also: Fun Signs, English for Tourists
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