Exercise for Older Folk

submitted by Sang on 03.5.2006 in Jokes

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I’ve devised the following:

Monday
- Beat around the bush
- Jump to conclusions
- Climb the walls
- Wade through the morning paper
Tuesday
- Drag my heels
- Push my luck
- Make mountains out of mole hills
- Hit the nail on the head
Wednesday
- Bend over backwards
- Jump on the Band Wagon
- Run around in circles
Thursday
- Advise the President on how to run the country
- Toot my own horn
- Pull out all the stops
- Add fuel to the fire
Friday
- Open a can of worms
- Put my foot in my mouth
- Start the ball rolling
- Go over the edge
Saturday
- Pick up the pieces.
Sunday
- Kneel in prayer
- Bow my head in thanksgiving
- Uplift my hands in praise
- Hug someone and encourage them