Hit By Baseball | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 03.4.2006 in Jokes

John was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Mike crouched, clutching his hands between his legs.

“What’s wrong?” John said.

“I’ve been hit by a bloody baseball!” said Mike.

Just then John’s blonde wife, Tanya, came to the door and said, “Quick come in here and I’ll look after you.”

When John looked in the kitchen he saw Mike sitting on a dining chair. Tanya had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend’s penis with cotton wool and water.

“Christ!” said John, “How do you feel?”

Mike turned and said “John, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!” Then, holding his hand in the air he said, “But I still think I’ll lose the nail!”