Alien Nuts | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 03.4.2006 in Jokes

An alien walked into a bar and sits down and ordered a drink. Once he is done, he ran down the counter and spit in this guy’s face. He then went back and ordered another drink.

Again, once he finished his drink, he ran back down and spit in the guy’s face. The guy said, “Hey! If you do that again, I’ll pull down your pants and rip your nuts off!”

The alien went back get a third drink, drank half of the glass, ran to the end of the counter and again spit in the guy’s face. The guy stood up and yelled, “That’s it, you little twerp!” He pulled down the alien’s pants, stared for a second and said, “If you don’t have a penis or nuts, how in the world do you go to the bathroom?”

The alien took one last drink from the glass and spit in the guy’s face.