submitted by Sang on 03.2.2006 in Jokes
Wish you could compose prose which would convince the reader you are knowledgeable (even if the subject is completely foreign to you)? Simply employ the "Buzzword" writing method. It is simple. There are three columns of words involved, as follows:
| 0. balanced | 0. management | 0. contingency |
| 1. total | 1. organization | 1. hardware (or) software |
| 2. integrated | 2. reciprocal | 2. projection |
| 3. compatible | 3. monitored | 3. time-frame |
| 4. synchronized | 4. digital | 4. concept |
| 5. optimal | 5. modular | 5. programming |
| 6. responsive | 6. transitional | 6. mobility |
| 7. functional | 7. incremental | 7. capability |
| 8. parallel | 8. third-generation | 8. flexibility |
| 9. systemized | 9. policy | 9. options |
Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding
Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular
capability." Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it won’t
mean anything to anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re just
smarter than they are so they won’t say anything!! You can propose
"systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), and your boss
will probably promote you!!
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