If Women Ruled the World

submitted by Sang on 03.1.2006 in Jokes

Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men.
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.
Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
“Ms. Magazine” would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
Men who designed women’s shoes would be forced to wear them.
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.
Men would learn phrases like: I’m sorry, I love you, You’re beautiful, Of course you don’t look fat in that outfit, Go to sleep-I’ll take care of the baby, etc.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can’t pretend to be single.
For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.