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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
That by the time most people have saved enough money to travel the world, they are too old to endure such a trip.
When your childhood friend who was always better than you at everything is still better than you at everything.
That it would be socially unacceptable, at your age, to wrap a Fruit Roll-Up around your pinky and suck on it for two hours.
That future generations will look back on the early 2000s as an era in which we did nothing but look back at the 1970s and ’80s.
Remembering how people of your current age seemed so old when you were a child.
When the agony of turning 40 makes you ashamed of how depressed you felt on your 30th birthday.
That every time you come to accept your current level of hair loss, there’s a more profound stage awaiting you.
When your heart skips a beat, reminding you of its eventual failure.
Watching the era you grew up in turn from the recent past to retro to history.
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
Americans love Japanese characters. In the five years I’ve been in this country, I have seen Japanese writing on jackets, T-shirts, hats, billboards and backpacks. Madonna even used Japanese characters on the cover of her latest album, “Greatest Hits Volume 2.”
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At the tattoo parlor, Marcus Gonzales found a list of Chinese characters and picked “strength” and “courage.” His Tai-chi teacher finally confessed that they really say “dog” and “puppy.”
[Via .:Echo Magazine]
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
If you’re a guy, you’d probably talked about growing up rich and buying lots of stuff including houses, video games, and cars. Here are the top 10 most expensive cars in the world.
Maybach 57S - $367,000
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
RALEIGH, N.C. — A Raleigh police car took a tumble down an embankment near an office park Wednesday.
The car went head-first from one office parking lot over a 15-foot ledge down to another office area.
The incident happened around 11 a.m. at the former IBM office building at Six Forks Road, about two blocks north of the intersection with Millbrook Road.
According to police, the officer driving the car was pulling out onto Six Forks Road when the steering wheel got stuck turning right. The car kept spinning around and then went down a drop off and crashed.
Police said no one was injured.”
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
A woman named Shelley Bettis from Texas is outraged because her ‘brand new’ Apex DVD player allegedly has porn inside it. Bettis says that she just wanted to watch Bambi II on Tuesday afternoon, but the porn showed up instead.
[Via abc13.com]
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies.
The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialed the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.
But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie.
She told the police: “Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I’m sure the neighbours can hear it.”
She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counselor for help.
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
New games will be added on Friday (03/31/06) in the afternoon.
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submitted by Sang on 03.31.2006
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word “fuck”. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.
- It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
- It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
- It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I’m late for my date with Mary).
- It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she’s also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word “fuck”. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations…
Greetings “How the fuck are ya?”
Fraud “I got fucked by the car dealer.”
Resignation “Oh, fuck it!”
Trouble “I guess I’m fucked now.”
Aggression “FUCK YOU!”
Disgust “Fuck me.”
Confusion “What the fuck…….?”
Difficulty “I don’t understand this fucking business!”
Despair “Fucked again…”
Pleasure “I fucking couldn’t be happier.”
Displeasure “What the fuck is going on here?”
Lost “Where the fuck are we.”
Disbelief “UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!”
Retaliation “Up your fucking ass!”
Denial “I didn’t fucking do it.”
Perplexity “I know fuck all about it.”
Apathy “Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?”
Greetings “How the fuck are ya?”
Suspicion “Who the fuck are you?”
Panic “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”
Directions “Fuck off.”
Disbelief “How the fuck did you do that?”
It can be used in an anatomical description - “He’s a fucking asshole.”
It can be used to tell time - “It’s five fucking thirty.”
It can be used in business - “How did I wind up with this fucking job?”
It can be maternal - “Mother fucker.”
It can be political - “Fuck Dan Quayle!”
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history…
What the fuck was that?”
- Mayor of HiroshimaWhere the fuck is all this water coming from?”
- Captain of the TitanicThat’s not a real fucking gun.”
- John LennonWho’s gonna fucking find out?”
- Richard NixonHeads are going to fucking roll.”
- Anne BoleynLet the fucking woman drive.”
- Commander of Space ShuttleWhat fucking map?”
- “Challenger,” Mark ThatcherAny fucking idiot could understand that.”
- Albert EinsteinIt does so fucking look like her!”
- PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?”
- PythagorasYou want what on the fucking ceiling?”
- MichaelangeloFuck a duck.”
- Walt DisneyWhy?- Because its fucking there!”
- Edmund HilaryI don’t suppose its gonna fucking rain?”
- Joan of ArcScattered fucking showers my ass.”
- NoahI need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.”
- John F. Kennedy
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submitted by Sang on 03.30.2006
Let’s face it. Most of us have the normal gray/black/white 102-key keyboard that came with out computer package. The geekier geeks will throw away the standard keyboard and get one of the keyboards below.
- Roll-up keyboard
Just your normal keyboard with one big difference: it rolls up. If a keyboard in your office or class suddenly breaks, you can whip this one out of your pocket and hook it up to the computer. You can either look like a hero or a total loser. - The wrist keyboard
Very nice keyboard to have if your words per minute rate is 82…with your left/right hand. - Maltron 3D Ergonomic Keyboard
The layout of this keyboard is a tad weird. The letters are separated, and the number pad is placed in the gap. The Maltron 3D keyboard probably has a learning curve. - The SafeType keyboard
Probably the only keyboard in the market that resembles a joystick. - Virtual Laser Keyboard
This one looks really nice. Useful for playing games at night or doing homework at night, and you don’t want to bother others. I’ve read the review of this keyboard, and it’s probably not worth it to spend you money on this because its interpretation is still pretty bad. - The frogpad
This mini keyboard looks more like a toy than anything else, but the manufacturer says that you can actually get 40 words per minute if you practice 6 - 10 hours. Reminds me of my calculator. - The Twiddler 2
Play with this long enough, and you can say hello to carpal tunnel syndrome as well as typing 30 words per minute. Looking at the way you have to type, it kinda looks like a guitar…I wonder if chicks will dig you if you use this. (I’m kidding) - The Orbitouch
The Orbitouch looks like speakers more than anything else. So how does it work? You have to slide the domes into various positions to create letters and numbers. - The Datahand
No, this is not a footprint; it’s for people who have pain typing on a normal keyboard. - The Tidy Tippist
For home economic teachers.
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