Sangent

submitted by Sang on 02.28.2006 in Jokes

• Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
• 1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope
• Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
• 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it’s less filling: 1 lite year
• 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling
• Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
• 1000 aches: 1 megahurts
• Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
• Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarse power
• Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond
• 10 cards: 1 decacards
• 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
• 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
• 1 million microphones: 1 phone
• 1 trillion microphones: 1 megaphone
• 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
• 500 millinaries: 1 seminary
• 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds
• 1/2 lavatory: 1 demijohn
• 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
• 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
• 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
• 100 rations: 1 C-ration
• 10 rations: 1 decoration
• 1 million billion piccolos: 1 gigolo
• 10 millipedes: 1 centipede
• 3 dents: 1 trident
• 3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent
• 2 monograms: 1 diagram
• 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
• 105 dollars = 1 Millicent
• 1012 antellas = 1 tarantella
• 109 antics = 1 gigantic
• 100 tics = 1 hectic
• 10 aides = 1 decade
• 1000 female sheep = 1 milieu
• 2 doctors = 1 paradox
• 100 Senators: Not 1 decision
• 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
• 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
• Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong (say it out loud)

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