submitted by Sang on 02.28.2006 in Jokes
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Meter reader-come to kill all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Neighbor’s cat-come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle
I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do
The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls
Dig under fence-why?
Because it’s there. Because it’s
There. Because it’s there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
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October 29th, 2006 at 06:07:04
You should check http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com’s haiku!
I even made some posts:
The dog did a poo
Out of it came you and me
Actually, just you
OMG it’s he
I’m talking about Ghandi
No just terrorists
Wow I saw
What oh what oh did I see
Your mum on a tree
The police are cool
But I forgot a detail
Swat teams eat baked beans
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
If your name is Bob
You can eat the ugly troll
Hey forget fairies
Your mum is so fat
Yes, she makes the titanic
Look like a tic-tac
If the world gets hit
By a really big comet
George Bush will explode
Death is not real but
You’re a terrorist in love
No you are very fat
The computer age
Is right now and there’s one thing
You have no TV’s
Pop goes the weasel
Isn’t that so very really really cruel
Who cares you eat shoes
Do you like guitars
Or maybe you like fast cars
So go away bum
Is Allah Hindu
Eat rats and dogs you silly
Little china man