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submitted by Sang on 02.27.2006 in Jokes

Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Report):

• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
• Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
• A room temperature IQ..
• Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
• A prime candidate for natural deselection.
• Bright as Alaska in December.
• Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming
• So dense, light bends around him.
• If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.
• If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
• Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
• Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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