submitted by Sang on 02.25.2006 in Jokes
A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over and the officer approaches the car:
State cop: License and registration please
Man: I’m sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?
State cop: I clocked you on radar doing 75mph.
Man: There must be some mistake, I was only going 65.
Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!
State cop: I’m also citing you for having a tail light out.
Man: But officer, I wasn’t aware it was out.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for two months.
State cop: I’m also fining you for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car.
Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!
State cop: Ma’am, does he always talk to you this way?
Wife: Only when he’s drunk.
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