submitted by Sang on 02.25.2006 in Jokes
So you think your life is bad?
Just think how bad the life of the egg is….
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother!
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