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submitted by Sang on 02.25.2006 in Jokes

There are a group of comedians who trawl the news wires in search of ridiculous deaths to consider for the annual Darwin Award, so named after Charles of that ilk to reflect the fact that no matter how refined evolution becomes, the innate stupidity of the human being remains unsurpassed.

In March 1997, near Krakow in Poland, a 30-year-old farmer named Krystof Azninski was drinking with friends when it was suggested they all strip naked and play some “men’s games”. This being Poland, the masculine activity they had in mind consisted of hitting each other over the head with frozen turnips. However, one man upped the ante by grabbing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and shouted ‘Watch this, then’. He swung the saw at his own head, cutting it off. Later, by way of an epitaph, one of his drinking chums commented: “It’s because when he was young he put on his sister’s underwear. But he died like a man.”

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