The Cowboys | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 02.24.2006 in Jokes

Three cowboys are sitting around the campfire, way out on the range, telling the tall tales of bravado that are part of cowboy lore.

The first says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored ten men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands.”

The second couldn’t stand to be outdone. “Why that’s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday, and a fifteen-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and came at me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I’m still here today.”

The third cowboy remained silent, stirring the coals with his penis…

His name is Chuck Norris.