Intimate Embarrassments I

submitted by Sang on 02.24.2006 in Jokes

It’s supposed to be tender, romantic, intimate…But sometimes sex is just an embarrassing cock-up. These women were willing to cringe and tell all about their sexual blunders.

‘My husband and I, although devout Christians, enjoy a varied and experimental sex life. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a little role-playing in the privacy of your marriage bed. We have quite a well-stocked cupboard of fantasy outfits: a little black and white frilly maid’s outfit, an old-fashioned princess gown, a highwayman’s outfit and some rather racy costumes - a bit of vinyl and leather too. A few months ago my mother-in-law came over one evening to baby-sit our one-year old and my sister’s two daughters. While she was watching television, the girls - one eight and the other ten - decided to play “dress up” with the contents of Auntie Trina’s cupboard. Imagine my horror when my husband, my sister, my brother-in-law and I arrived home to find the 10-year-old attired in a black corset with red lacy underwear and the eight-year-old dressed as an Egyptian slave-girl. My mother- in-law was even more horrified. She’d had no idea what was going on because the girls had been hiding in our bedroom waiting to ’surprise’ us - and they weren’t disappointed! They had five open-mouthed adults staring at them in utter amazement. My sister was furious - and still is, I’m afraid.

-Trina, pharmacist, 27

Intimate Embarrassments I, II, III, IV, V, VI