Intimate Embarrassments 6

submitted by Sang on 02.24.2006 in Jokes

‘I was about 18 I first went down on a man. It was winter and we were cuddled up under a heap of duvets. When he guided my head down, I didn’t really know what to do, so I was quite relieved when I heard him telling me. Although his voice was rather muffled by all the bedding, I did catch the words, “bite … bite”, so I tried an experimental nibble or two. Then he started pulling my hair a bit, which I took as a sign of him getting carried away with passion. Assuming this meant that he was really enjoying what I was doing, I became a bit braver and nibbled harder. Suddenly I heard a howl of pain. Only after I’d scrambled out from under the covers to find out what I was doing wrong did I realise he’d been saying, “don’t bite, don’t bite”. Telling him that it was my first time didn’t make it any better.’

-Nomsa, record company executive, 25

Intimate Embarrassments I, II, III, IV, V, VI