Intimate Embarrassments 4

submitted by Sang on 02.24.2006 in Jokes

It’s supposed to be tender, romantic, intimate…But sometimes sex is just an embarrassing cock-up. These women were willing to cringe and tell all about their sexual blunders.

‘One Christmas, I went with my boyfriend to his parents’ home for a few days. They are quite open- minded and on our first morning his father brought us tea in bed. This was embarrassing enough, but as he turned to walk out the door, I noticed that he was standing on a condom we had recklessly discarded on the carpet during the night. It was stuck, like a persistent piece of Sellotape, to his slipper. I was hysterical and we couldn’t think of what to say to him. “Excuse me, father, there’s a condom stuck to your foot.” (I think not.) Afterwards we decided to act as if nothing had happened and so did he. But I wasn’t able to look him straight in the eye again for the rest of the holiday.

-Jane, estate agent, 25

Intimate Embarrassments I, II, III, IV, V, VI