Intimate Embarrassments 3

submitted by Sang on 02.24.2006 in Jokes

It’s supposed to be tender, romantic, intimate…But sometimes sex is just an embarrassing cock-up. These women were willing to cringe and tell all about their sexual blunders.

‘We’d been going out for about five years and, to be honest, the sex wasn’t that exciting. One night, as he was going through the motions, I lost concentration. I started to think about the chores I had to do the next day - one of which was to take the dog to the vet for some booster shots. Just then he must have hit a spot because I suddenly called “Snoopy!” (The dog’s name, naturally.) I still cringe when I think about it, particularly as I just couldn’t think of any excuse to explain myself. The truth wouldn’t exactly have helped to improve the atmosphere - would it? We aren’t together any more, but I still have Snoopy.

-Anna, journalist, 28

Intimate Embarrassments I, II, III, IV, V, VI