Intimate Embarrassments 2

submitted by Sang on 02.24.2006 in Jokes

It’s supposed to be tender, romantic, intimate…But sometimes sex is just an embarrassing cock-up. These women were willing to cringe and tell all about their sexual blunders.

‘One night my boyfriend and I came back to my flat from a party a bit tipsy. As I walked in, I switched on the answering machine to hear if there were any messages. At that point, he started kissing me, and we ended up having noisy, wildly energetic sex on the floor right there in the entrance hall. After work the next evening my mum came round for coffee. On my way to the kitchen, I switched the answering machine on again and, as we settled down with our mugs for a chat, the unmistakable and definitely X-rated sounds of our lovemaking suddenly echoed loudly through the flat. I must have hit the record button rather than the playback button the night before… My mother prides herself on being broadminded, but this was just too much for her. She slopped coffee all over herself.’

-Maureen, manager, 25

Intimate Embarrassments I, II, III, IV, V, VI