Sangent

submitted by Sang on 02.23.2006 in Jokes

• Athletic - watches football
• Average looking - Unusual hair growth
• Distinguished looking - fat and grey
• Educated - will treat you like the idiot you are
• Fortyish - 52, wants 25 year old
• Free spirit - shags your sister
• Friendship first - As long as it involves nudity
• Likes to cuddle - can’t get it up
• Good looking - Arrogant bastard
• Honest - Pathological liar
• Huggable - overweight with more body hair than Chewbacca
• Light drinker - pisshead
• Looks younger - in a bad light
• Open minded - wants to shag your sister but she is refusing
• Outgoing - loud
• Poet - wrote a limerick in a shitter
• Professional - owns a suit
• Sensitive - closet hommer
• Spiritual - had to go to church to get christened
• Stable - Stalker (occasionally)

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