submitted by Sang on 02.23.2006 in Jokes
- Athletic - flat chested
- Commitment-minded - start choosing curtains
- Communicative - just try to get a word in
- Emotionally secure - on medication
- Employed - has job stuffing envelopes at home
- Exotic beauty - would frighten a Martian
- Fortyish - 48
- Fun - annoying
- Light drinker - lush
- Loves travel - you’re paying!
- Non-traditional - ex-husband lives in the basement
- Old fashioned - lights out, missionary
- Open minded - desperate
- Poet - Depressive schizoid Rubenesque - grossly fat
- Stunning - up my own arse
- Romantic - looks better in candle light
- Spiritual - involved in a cult
- Wants soulmate - one step away from stalker
- Young at heart - toothless crone
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