Sangent

submitted by Sang on 02.23.2006 in Jokes

10) I need to whip it out by 5.
9) Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my box.
7) If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6) I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!
5) HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid!
4) My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3) It’s an entry-level position.
2) When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn’t:

1) It’s not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there!

Things that sound dirty in golf but aren’t.

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