Potential vs. reality | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 02.23.2006 in Jokes

A little boy went up to his dad and said “Dad, I don’t understand the difference between potential and reality”.

The Dad said, “Okay son, I will show you the difference. First go up to your mother and ask her if she would sleep with Richard Gere for $1 million, then go up to your sister and ask her if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million.”

The little boy slightly confused said “Okay” and went to see his mother. He asked his mother, “Mum, would you sleep with Richard Gere for $1 million”, his mother replied “don’t tell your Dad, but yes I would.”

The little boy said, “Okay then” and went to find his sister. He said to his sister “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million” His sister replied, “Yes I would!!!!”

The little boy went back to his Dad and said “Dad, I now understand what the diference is between potential and reality”.

His Dad replied, “I am glad son, explain it to me.”

The little boy replied “Well, potentially we are sitting on $2 million but in reality we live with two sluts!!!!”