Sangent

submitted by Sang on 02.14.2006 in Jokes

• The Florist couldn’t find your house, did you move?

• I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.

• The Hallmark Store was closed, and I didn’t want to send less than the best.

• I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!

• I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?

• I didn’t know you liked jewelry.

• I thought Saint Valentine’s Day was a Catholic holy Day.

• Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.

• I thought we would do something different this year.

• I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.

• You didn’t remind me!

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