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submitted by Sang on 02.13.2006 in Jokes

The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Ariel Sharon, leader of the Jewish nation.

“Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals,”Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior by challenging you to a golf match.”

The Pope was greatly disturbed as he had never picked up a golf club in his life.

“Not to worry,” said the Cardinal, “We’ll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We’ll make him a Cardinal, he can play Ariel Sharon…we can’t lose!”

Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match.

“I came in second, your Holiness,” said Nicklaus.

“Second!?” exclaimed the surprised Pope. “You came in second to Ariel Sharon!”

“No,” said Nicklaus, “second to Rabbi Woods.”

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