submitted by Sang on 02.11.2006 in Jokes
Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.
The first lady said, “I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gonna wear me some hot pink panties before I gets on that plane.”
“Why you gonna wear dat?” the other two asked.
The first replied, “Cause, if dat plane goes down and I’m out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first.”
The second lady says, “Well, I’m a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties.”
“Why you gonna wear dat?” the others asked.
The second lady answered: “Cause if dis here plane is goin’ down and I’m floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first.”
The third old lady says, “Well, I’m not going to wear any panties…”
“What? No panties?!” the others said in disbelief.
“Dat’s right; you heard me. I’m not wearing any panties,” the third lady said, “cause if dis plane goes down, dey always look for dat black box first.”
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