Sangent

submitted by Sang on 02.11.2006 in Jokes

A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. “Are you my doctor?”, he asked.

“Yes, I am.”

The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth.”

He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother?”

“Yes, I am,” she said.

“Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born,” he said.

He then looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father?”

“Yes, I am,” his father answered.

The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, “I want you to know that that hurts!”



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2 Responses to “Talking Infant”
uh... says:

yeah i dont get it

Administrator says:

if i may ask, how old are you?

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