submitted by Sang on 02.11.2006 in Jokes
A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. “Are you my doctor?”, he asked.
“Yes, I am.”
The baby said, “Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth.”
He looked at his mother and asked, “Are you my mother?”
“Yes, I am,” she said.
“Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born,” he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, “Are you my father?”
“Yes, I am,” his father answered.
The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, “I want you to know that that hurts!”
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February 11th, 2006 at 23:19:05
yeah i dont get it
February 12th, 2006 at 00:09:03
if i may ask, how old are you?