submitted by Sang on 02.5.2006 in Jokes
It was announced today that all government life-sciences research facilities will start using lawyers for experimentation purposes instead of lab rats.
The reasons given were:
- There are far more lawyers than rats in the USA
- Researchers don’t form emotional bonds with the lawyers, and
- There are some things that even a rat won’t do.
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