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submitted by Sang on 02.4.2006 in Jokes

A married man had a small box under his bed, that he had told his wife never to open.

One day she was so curious that she broke down and looked in it anyway. She found two beer bottles and $5,000 in cash. The next night while they were lying in bed, she asked her husband about the beer bottles.

After stammering around, he finally answered: “They’re for every time I’ve been unfaithful to you.”

Initially, she was upset but she thought to herself: “Two is not so bad.”

But then she remembered the $5,000 in cash and asked him about that.

“Oh, that?” he replied. “That’s the money I made from recycling all the other bottles.”

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