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submitted by Sang on 02.3.2006 in Jokes

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for:

• There are 365 days per year available for work.
• There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
• Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
• You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.
• With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.
• You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work.
• We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
• We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I’ll be damned if you are going to take that day off

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