submitted by Sang on 02.1.2006 in Jokes
Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Because when it’s soft it’s hard to beat, but when it’s hard you get screwed.
Q: What do a Rubik’s cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
A: They won’t stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
A: Your last blow job - Ever!
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