Check the Axel | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 01.28.2006 in Jokes

John was having problems pleasing his wife, so he went to see a sex doctor. The doctor tells John he’ll do better in bed if he masturbates before having sex.

John leaves, and on his way home he decides he’ll have sex when he returns. So he finds a nice open spot on the side of the road and pulls over. He gets under the car, closes his eyes, and proceeds to “check the axel” under his car.

About 5 minutes later he feels a tug on his pants, and not wanting to see who it is, he asks, “Who is it?”

“It’s the police — what do you think you’re doing?”

With his eyes still closed, John replies, “I’m checking my car’s axle.”

The cop says, “Well, you’d better check your brakes, too, because your car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”