Sangent

submitted by Sang on 01.19.2006 in Jokes

A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and, liking the warm tropical weather, settled down for a day’s sunbathing. He fell asleep, and after a whole day his legs became sunburnt beyond belief. He could hardly stand the pain. He decided to go to the doctor for treatment.

The doctor looked at his lobster-coloured legs and shook his head. “You must realise that this is only a small village surgery,” he explained. “I’ve really got nothing at all to help you. However, try taking this just before bedtime…”

The doctor gave him one tablet of Viagra.

Puzzled, the man asked, “I’ve got acute sunburn: what’s a Viagra tablet going to do?”

“Nothing at all for the sunburn,” the doctor replied, “but it will keep the sheets off your legs.”



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