submitted by Sang on 01.17.2006 in Jokes
The phone rang at FBI headquarters. “Hello?”
“Hello, is this the FBI?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report my neighbour Thibodeaux! He’s hiding marijuana in his firewood.”
“This will be noted.”
Next day, the FBI goons came over to Thibodeaux’s house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept, broke every piece of wood, found no marijuana, swore at Thibodeaux and left.
The phone rang at Thibodeaux’s house. “Hey, Thibodeaux! Did the FBI come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yeah they did.”
“Okay, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden ploughed.”
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