submitted by Sang on 01.14.2006 in Jokes
Carlos calls his boss in the morning: “Ey, boss I no come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I no work today.”
The boss says: “You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.”
2 hours later Carlos calls: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I’ll be at work soon. And by the way, you got nice house.”
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