submitted by Sang on 01.9.2006 in Jokes/Blondes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
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