Lottery Winner | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 01.8.2006 in Jokes/Blondes

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Austin to claim it, and the man verifies his ticket number.

She says, ”I want my $20 million.” The man replied, ”No, ma’am. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The blonde said, ”Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.” Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

Furious with the man, she screams out, ”Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”