Need Cyanide! | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 01.5.2006 in Jokes

A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist says, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady then explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist’s eyes get big and he says, “Lord have mercy, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! They’ll throw both of us in jail and I’ll lose my license.”

Then the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife, and hands it to the pharmacist.

The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, “Well now, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”