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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

Simple and concise.

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three?”

“Four,” answers little Johnny.

“What comes after six?”

“Seven,” answers little Johnny.

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers little Johnny.


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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

As much as I love the two/three weeks following my birthday, I hate what they do to my traffic. Check out these graphs taken straight from my statcounter control panel:

This week (as of today):
this week

Week before my birthday:
week before birthday

:(


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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

“A man who woke up and found his head bleeding, drove to work and left a note for his boss before going to the hospital to find he had a bullet lodged in his brain, authorities said.”

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard. The priest took the chalk and wrote in large letters, “I’m a priest and I pray for you all.”

A lawyer happened to pass next and when he saw what the priest had written, he added under it, “I’m a lawyer and I defend you all.”

Then, a doctor came by, took the piece of chalk, and wrote on the blackboard, “I’m a doctor and I cure you all.”

Finally, an ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others had written, thought for a few seconds and then added, “I am an ordinary citizen and I pay for you all.”


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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?”

Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!”

The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.

The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth.”

Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole story…

After listening he replies: “I can’t see why you are making such a big issue out of this; just get three quotes and fix the wall!”


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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

Very interesting story of how AIDS is being treated in Botswana. It seems that they are now able to slow the progression of the disease down, but still are not able to stow it totally. It’s a step towards a cure…

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

You can learn alot of stuff in 365 days. Thankfully, the BBC has compiled a list of 100 new things that have been learnt over the past year.

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

Here’s a preview of the upcoming Mozilla Firefox 2 browser including the new features/components and the release roadmap.

2006/06/27 is the release date for Firefox 2

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