submitted by Sang on 12.31.2005

Haha, kinda reminds me of my old hamster.

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submitted by Sang on 12.31.2005

The best set of F-117 Photos I’ve found. These are Truly some of the best photos showing the F-117 from Display, Take-off, In-Flight, and Landing. High enough resolution to make into screen savers or Desktop pics…

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submitted by Sang on 12.31.2005

A/V Lectures and course materials from MIT. They have physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, psychology, you name it.

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submitted by Sang on 12.31.2005

AJAX, VB, C/C++/C#, RUBY ETC Tons of articles and tutorials on many different programming languages both from web design to software development on windows and on unix machine!

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’”
   “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
   “Is it common?”
   “Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t - I’ve cut off your arms!”

13. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

What’s up with 15 year old boys getting action from older women?

A porn actress has been arrested for drugging and raping a 15-year-old boy that she met in California and brought to a small town in Oklahoma, authorities said.

The 20-year-old actress started dating the boy earlier this year. When her mother bought an old school in Roosevelt, Oklahoma and converted it into a home the boy ran away from home to move in with them.

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

Just when you thought that marrying yourself is weird, this woman from Australia married a dolphin.

British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by “marrying” a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.

Ms Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he got to the checkout line, she got in front of him.

“Pardon me,” she said. “I’m sorry if I’ve been staring, but you look just like me son who died recently.

“I’m sorry for your loss,” the young man replied. “Is there anything I can do for you?”

“Well, as I’m leaving, could you just say ‘Goodbye, mother!?’ It would make me feel so much better.” She gave him a sweet smile.

“Of course I can,” the young man promised.

As she gathered her bags and left, he called out “Goodbye, mother!” just as she had requested, feeling good about her smile.

Stepping up to the counter, he saw that his total was about $100 higher than it should be. “That amount is wrong,” he said. “I only have a few items!”

“Oh, your mother said that you would pay for her,” explained the clerk.

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submitted by Sang on 12.30.2005

I was a little bored today, so I went out to find me some sweet themes for firefox. Well, I found one that looks pretty nice, so I clicked Install. This is what came up (click to enlarge):

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