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submitted by Sang on 12.28.2005 in Jokes

10) Spread your butt cheeks apart.

9) Why hide it?

Do it at a concert and start moshing.

7) In a department store, back into a clothes rack and let’er rip.

6) Ask everyone to check their shoes.

5) Do it underwater and hope you won’t kill too many fish.

4) Learn to throw your farts.

3) Fart in a revolving door and leave it for the next use.

2) Stick an air freshner in your back pocket. (Cinnamon is best!)

1) Wind is your friend if you use it wisely…..

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