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submitted by Sang on 12.27.2005 in Jokes

1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   Two — one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   Eleven — one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

3. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   None — Hanover doesn’t have electricity.

4. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   Two — One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

5. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

6. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   Seventy-six — one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

7. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   None — New Haven looks better in the dark.

8. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
   One — he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

9. How many University of Nevada, Reno students does it take to change a ligthbulb?
   One.

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