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submitted by Sang on 12.25.2005 in Jokes

Your letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”

7) You ask for new bike but get pack of smokes

6) Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5) By the time Santa gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4) Christmas day, you wake up with a Reindeer head on your bed.

3) Instead of “Naughty” or “Nice”, Santa has you on the stupid list

2) Labels on all your toys read “Straight from Craptown.”

1) Four words: “Off my lap, Tubby!”

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