submitted by Sang on 12.21.2005 in Jokes/Computers
“Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?”
“…that’s right, not even McGyver could fix it.”
“So — what are you wearing?”
“Duuuuuude! Bummer!”
“Looks like you’re gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap’n.”
“Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you’re with ‘60 Minutes’. Press 3 if you’re with the FTC.”
“We can fix this, but you’re gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.”
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“In layman’s terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.”
“Hold on a second… Mom! Timmy’s hitting me!”
“Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of ‘Dianetics’.”
“Please hold for Mr. Gates’s attorney.”
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