Sangent

submitted by Sang on 12.21.2005 in Jokes

WARNING: Excessive use of the F word.

1. “What the fuck was that?” -Mayor of Hiroshima

2. “Where did all these fucking Indians come from?” -Custer

3. “Any fucking idiot could understand that.” -Einstein

4. “It does SO fucking look like her!” -Picasso

5. “How the fuck did you work that out?” -Pythagoras

6. “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?” -Michaelangelo

7. “I don’t suppose it’s gonna fucking rain.” -Joan of Arc

8. “Scattered fucking showers my ass!” -Noah

9. “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!” -JFK

10. “Aw, c’mon Monica, who the fuck is going to find out?” -Bill Clinton

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