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submitted by Sang on 12.21.2005 in Jokes

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, “Are you ready to order?”

Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.”

“A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don’t think that is a good idea. I’ll come back when you are ready to order from the menu.”

She walks away.

Gore leans over to Clinton and says, “It’s pronounced Quiche.”



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