Blonde Robbery | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 12.13.2005 in Jokes/Blondes

One night, a blonde was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on her. She and the thief were began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and she put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of her and pinned her to the ground. The thief then went through the blonde’s pockets and searched her. All the thief could find on her was 25 cents. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked her why she had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.

“Was that all you wanted?” the blonde replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in my shoe!”